So here I am, sitting in my office, building some spreadsheets, when I get a message through AIM from Lindsey.
lindsey (10:42:36 AM): OMG!!!!
lindsey (10:42:42 AM): NKOTB IS COMING TO FRESNO!
lindsey (10:42:47 AM): WE HAVE TO GO AND SEE THEM!
chris (10:43:02 AM): ….
For those not “in the know”, NKOTB is an acronym that stands for New Kids on the Block.
Yes, those New Kids on the Block.
Didn’t she say something last week about her taste in music improving over the years?
-Because I said so
Hey Mister! There is nothing wrong with wanting to create a little bit of nostalgia. They were my second concert as a child and I had a fun time. It would just be nice to see them since it has been about 20 years, and now I feel disgustingly old. Fuck…..
Oh please. You know you’re just interested in seeing Joey.
No. Looking at pictures of him now I don’t know what in the hell I saw in him. His hair is light and I prefer men with dark hair, such as yourself sweetums. Besides, you sing their songs all the damn time so don’t try and act like you are some music snob. You get down with some of the worst songs ever. :p
I DO NO SUCH THING! The only song I know ANY of the lyrics to is that “Right Stuff” song, and only because of Weird Al’s Oreo parody of it! I only listen to awesome music.
Oh bullshit! You know: Hanging tough, Step by Step, and a few others. When we have seen things for them on TV you know snippets of the songs. Don’t try to pass yourself off as cool on the internet lol
And Weird Al’s music sucks big fat donkey balls. I wouldn’t even classify that as music.
I honestly have no idea what you’re talking about. Are those New Kids songs? I’ve never heard of them.
Weird Al is funny and talented.
Well you are bad at remembering stuff so naturally you wouldn’t remember a song based off of the name unlike myself. If I was to play those songs that I listed you would know them, and if you didn’t then you would be a liar. Those songs were played so damn much back in the day that it’s impossible to not know the chorus.
Weird Al is a tool. His only claim to fame is making horrible parodies. He has no talent and I’m glad that he hasn’t been around for awhile. My ears no longer bleed
You, madam, are a liar and a scoundrel.
No lovey. I am far from it. I will however confess to being a pirate.