Hi there!  My name, as you could probably tell from my username, is Chris.  My co-conspirator in this venture is my lovely soon-to-be wife, Lindsey.

If you are reading this while it is still relevant as the first post of this new site, then it is our pleasure to inform you that, if you would be so kind as to check back regularly, you will be treated to a great deal of poignant commentary on society, politics, and the human condition (but most likely dick, fart, and droopy boob jokes).

If, on the other hand, you are reading this by browsing through our archived data, and many years have passed since this initial post, then it is our pleasure to inform you that, being filthy rich from advertising and merchandise profits as a direct result of this site, you are far beneath us, and we won’t demean ourselves by attempting to give you even so much as the time of day.

Enjoy our World of Meh!

-Because I said so