Scorpion does what Scorpion does best in this new trailer for Mortal Kombat. He throws spears, tells people to get to various places (with most of those places being “here”) and then uppercuts them. And all without the benefit of pupils. Oh Scorpion, you so crazy!

Now I will fully admit that my favorite characters in Mortal Kombat have always been the ninjas. Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Reptile, they just kick ass. So it is with great pleasure that I am passing along this video of Scorpion being the badass ninja that he is. Check it out below.

Can I just say I love those X-ray moves again? Because I really do. Mortal Kombat comes out not soon enough…I mean, in early 2011, for Xbox 360 and Playstation 3.